Saturday, January 5, 2013

5/365: The 1990s Do Not Own a Thing

Today, the awesome Schmutzie, clearly exasperated with someone's  butchering of the English grammar and punctuation, shared a link to the rules on using apostrophes. I took a look because ... grammar is the crack of my middle age? And what do you know: it turns out there is one rule I have never been familiar with and (the horror!) have been breaking all my English-speaking (er, writing) life.

So much for priding myself on my exceptional command of the language.

Behold rule # 11:




Really, did you know that it's the 1990s, not the 1990's, because they DO NOT POSSESS ANYTHING?

Huh.

Friday, January 4, 2013

4/365: Korean stationery and pencil cases




I went shopping for stationery and pencil cases in Korean Flushing. I circled the aisles for hours, till the clerks started giving me funny looks and I spent all my money. Those hidden little stores are gems, but you can't find them in any listings on the Internet. What you do is go to Main Street and start walking, dipping into the side streets, peeking into store windows.



Thursday, January 3, 2013

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

2/365: Diego's Lines

Diego: If I ever have a brother or a sister, I hope they're an atheist, like me.
Me: You shouldn't be an atheist. You should be an agnostic.
Diego: What is that?
Me: It's a person who doesn't know what exactly, but thinks there is something up there, like a ...
Diego (emphatically): Oh, please. There is nothing up there but atmospheric pressure.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

1/365

bedtime drink, New Year's Day

"Ooh, can I have some more apple cider?"
"Sure."
"Wait. I need a flute."